Thanks weather

No don’t worry about it

I didn’t have anything to do or anything

Nah it’s all right go ahead and unleash a mini tornado on my house and knock out the power, maybe a few trees too

Thanks buddy

no-prison-is:

stephen why

because you lost 2 followers and I was hoping it would spam you with unfollow/follow

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the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

i just cut my nose with a bagel

i don’t know how it happened

hahaha you guys are so funny 

i am BLEEDING

you know what?

this reminds me of the time that i walked into a pencil and i cut myself on that too

wow

i get injured by non lethal objects pretty often

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toocooltobehipster:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe

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goodson:

are there any steps we can take to make high school wrestling less homoerotic

As a guy who was the editor for his yearbook and had to work on all the pages

i present this idea

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yaoifight: This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include: making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide. changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy. a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products. For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ *omg xD*
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yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

  • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
  • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
  • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

*omg xD*

(via no-prison-is)

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do we win the internet yet

I posted it again because it wasn’t working for me. Basically we sent this to him via his own email.
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I posted it again because it wasn’t working for me. Basically we sent this to him via his own email.

So me and my friend sent him this email on his own email do he doesn’t know who sent it.
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So me and my friend sent him this email on his own email do he doesn’t know who sent it.

also he’s really short

Some kid we know at school left his email open with this recent email on it.
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Some kid we know at school left his email open with this recent email on it.

The quote at the bottom is incredibly true.
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The quote at the bottom is incredibly true.

the-vashta-nerada: the-eleventh-blog: the-vashta-nerada: america: 1 UK: 0 the queen  wow your queen has her panties in a bunch probably because her tea was too salty you know AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
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the-vashta-nerada:

the-eleventh-blog:

the-vashta-nerada:

america: 1

UK: 0

the queen 

wow your queen has her panties in a bunch

probably because her tea was too salty

you know

AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr

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carrie omg get your face off my dash i’m trying to do physics homework

For me, sleep deficiency equals hilarity.